Is it just us, or do Australians have a knack for “pulling no punches” when it comes to a dishing out a dose of reality? A high school in North Queensland recently changed their school answering machine, giving parents a whole new perspective on what the school would and would not do in ensuring that students had a “very successful and enjoyable school experience” (said with tongue well and truly in cheek! ). If just for the laugh factor alone, take a listen. Whether this is a joke or not, it provides some very real and honest insights into where things have gone very, very wrong!